Am I a geezer?

I went to the mall today, hoping to pick up a couple new items of clothing, but couldn't find a single thing I wanted.

I was most interested in finding some shorts that are constructed in the manner to which I am accustomed -- that is, they don't conceal my shins, and they don't have extraneous zippers and logos and whatnot all over them. I was unsuccessful.

I've also been looking for a replacement for my gray zip-up hoody for awhile. I originally found it in the skate park, but lost it some time last year. I've found gray zip-up hoodies, but they all have enormous logos and artwork all over them. I just want a gray zip-up hoody, dammit. A small logo is acceptable, but I don't want to be a billboard.

I also couldn't find anything in the gap I liked. Nearly every shirt in there was long-sleeved. It's fucking July!

I was looking for some patio furniture in Target to put out on my balcony. That section was gone, and replaced with a big back to school section. I repeat: It's fucking July!